"Goodbyes make you think. They make you realise what you've had, what you lost and what you took for garanted. So appreciate what you have before it becomes what you had."
"Treat every problem as your dog would: If you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it and walk away."
"Vodka is made from potatoes. Potatoes are vegetables. Vegetables are good for you. So drink vodka."
"When you look at a person, any person, remember that everyone has a story. Everyone has gone through something that has changed them."
"You're still going to get criticized. So you might as well do whatever the fuck you want."
"Every guy thinks every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Pshh, every girl's dream is to eat without getting fat"
"It's amazing how you can fall in love with a person you didn't even notice the first time you meet them."
"It's not that I'm horny all the time. It's just that you're always fucking SEXY."
"Treat me like a queen and I'll treat you like a king. Treat me like a game and I'll show you how it's played"
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